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29653 No. 29653 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
I want to learn Italian, get citizenship (I have the right to it by law, due to heavy Italian ancestry) and live in some very small city in Tuscany.

I would probably work as a Portuguese, or maybe even English teacher. I am also a starting poet, so maybe I could go to the big city sometimes and give poetry workshops there.

Since I'm a Law student, I don't think my professional education would be of any value in a different country that has a different Law system.

What do you think of my plan?

Pic somewhat related. It's an old 1896 edition of Petrarca that I own.
>> No. 29654
It seems you have a nice plan to la bella vita
>> No. 29655
You will not find a job here with merendine and scienze della pace, sorry Paco, you have to study STEM. (Remember also that law = merendine = no job in Italy).
Unfortunately, nobody gives a shit about poets and poetry here, and there is no such things as poetry workshops, we are not Great Britain or America.
Furthermore, I live in a small paesino in Toscana and people are uneducated, bad and ugly. Other things are fine.

Also, which edition of Petrarca's Rime is that? Was that printed in Florence in 1896?

Good luck for your studies, apology for bad english but I just don't give a fuck about a language so ugly and with such a small value literature as English.

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29640 No. 29640 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
Italy = Shit Nation

You all have herps
>> No. 29646
Joke is on you, I'm an 8ch /pol/ regular.
>> No. 29652
We invented the fascism and western civilization that first guy is proudly displaying on his shirt

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29343 No. 29343 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
>germany has never won a war
<israel has never lost a war
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>> No. 29606
>germany has never won a war
<israel has never lost a war

Italy has never give a fuck
>> No. 29607
>germany has never won a war
<israel has never lost a war

Italy has never give a fuck
>> No. 29608
>germany has never won a war
<israel has never lost a war

Italy has never give a fuck
>> No. 29609
>germany has never won a war
<israel has never lost a war

Italy has never give a fuck
>> No. 29623

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29643 No. 29643 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
Cerco italiani che studianno la lingua russa.
>> No. 29645
Da. Ia.
>> No. 29647
So you're teaching? Can we make a language exchange? Is it convenient for you to talk here or in any social networks?
>> No. 29648
fuck russia and russians
>> No. 29650
What else can you tell me?

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29512 No. 29512 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
In questo periodo è stagione di Maiwashi (tipo sardine ma più grosse). Una caratteristica dei Maiwashi è che perdono quasi subito il sapore anche sotto ghiaccio, quindi non è possibile mangiare il sashimi fatto con le loro pancine se non nella zona immediatamente limitrofa a dove sono state pescate. Stasera con dei colleghi, ci siamo rimpinzati di questa delizia.
>> No. 29513
Good to know, mi amigo

Sat magnà inquò?
>> No. 29585
Bump, domani è capodanno, fuochi artificiali, grandi sbronze di toso, 108 rintocchi di campana e freddo boia, aslutti da Gallarate a tutti voi stronzi rincoglioniti :3
>> No. 29595
Perché in Giappone tutti i pesci sono strani così ?
>> No. 29642
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Hey quanti ne siamo qua?
comincio io: 壱

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29603 No. 29603 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
Rapefugee here.

My whole family ( literally my mom and my brother ) have been in Italy for like 5 years and after failing and dropping out of college I had no other choise but to come here.

My mom recommended I watch some shit on the RAI site, which apparently requires flash and starts with a black dude rapping.

How did non-italians here learn the language ? I'm thinking of buying this since I can't find a decent version online. https://www.amazon.com/Italian-Made-Simple-Revised-Updated/dp/0767915399
>> No. 29612
You sound like you've never had to learn a foreign language before, which would make you an Amerigan most likely. Which makes it weird that you'd come here, but whatever.

The way you learn Italian is the same way I learned English: consume Italian media, play videogames in Italian and read Italian books. Also watch Italian movies with English subtitles.
Maybe get a good grammar foundation too, I'm sure you can google a good book for that.

Good luck, rapefugee.
>> No. 29614

duolingo is great to get a base, do it - if possible don't use the APP one during the grammar lessons as it makes them REALLY easier and you won't learn as much.

On youtube there's "Weila Tom" which explains grammar, and also "Learn italian with Lucrezia".

Check this guide, I contributted to some stuff there: http://4chanint.wikia.com/wiki/Italian
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op here, currently attending a course, I'm the only non-arab male in class.
There's this guy that said he has a brother in France and in Germany and that he doesn't like Italy because there are no jobs. They went in different countries so if 2 of them fail integrating the third one can back them up.
My teacher is kinda catholic which is fun. We had a talk about religion and she put me in the atheist section without even asking. She also put christians that don't pray in that section.I could barely contain my shit.
I can practically understand everything in Italian at this point and I'll start reading shit on diochan and if I feel comfortable enough post.

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29554 No. 29554 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
Аноны с СНГ есть?
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>> No. 29597
Sono in Russia. На русском я буду писать пока, ибо у меня нет уверенности в своих знаниях итальянского. Как объяснить тебе про Роскомнадзор (roscomnadzor) на итальянском? У нас в России есть Роскомнадзор, который блокирует неугодные сайты. Ваш Diochan попал в список запрещенных сайтов. Из России попасть на Diochan я не могу, поэтому приходиться использовать анонимайзеры (сайты для смены ip адреса).
Не представляю, как все это переведет тебе переводчик, но что поделать.
Могу что-нибудь про Россию рассказать, если хочешь.
>> No. 29620
Мне больше не с кем тут говорить.
>> No. 29625
Навіть із Неньки!
>> No. 29631
Брооо, я тут! С итальянским чем помочь?
(Ты не в курсе у них мобильного клиента нет?)
>> No. 29633
Ты ОПу? Кстати, сижу сейчас на сайте языкового обмена, напишешь кому-либо - не отвечают. Всем нужны фоточки, без них сами не пишут и на сообщения отвечать не хотят. А еще меня заебало заходить сюда через анонимайзер. Хотя тебе это не интересно, наверное. Просто выговориться захотелось.

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29622 No. 29622 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
Pirelli sold to the Chinese
Italcementi sold to the Germans
Luxottica to become a French company completely under French control when Del Vecchio dies
Fiat Chrysler a Dutch company under American control
Fincantieri a state company that will be sold because the Italian government has 150%+ GDP in debt with ridiculously high interest rates and increasingly more pensions to an aging population all that in a failed economy with no relevant companies anymore.

That's it, Italian capitalism is dead, foreign countries will steal all the know-how of those formerly Italian companies then dump the Italians and Italy will increasingly become more of a middle eastern or latino country.
Protip:Leave while other countries still accept Italians.
>> No. 29627

Korea will buy
>> No. 29632
>Italian capitalism is dead
About fucking time, I want to see a country that works, is well functioning, and without terroni

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29629 No. 29629 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
Recreating various outside crisis situations or not results in invisibility and speed,altering you and reality,personally affecting reality,your mind returning to the past(time travel).People who are acidic,nervous,shitty and others are being assalted,bleeding and puking acid.They're hungrily pulling and grabbing peoples sleeping genitals,thirstily turning peoples places into a hotel/outhouse and anally attacking colon cleansed people .Surrounded by the future,the past and nightlights,barking dogs,abductions,disappearances,suicides,murders,suffocations,draining energy.Being pulled towards the future or the past along with your iron coins and other materials your in contact with and surrounded by,people are disappearing,people are being replaced with clones,robots,etc,people travelling back in time are being attacked,getting into accidents or sending messages.People are travelling to the future and to the past.Aliens,people are visiting and sometimes leaving this world,which worlds and times are they from?They're stealing peoples DNA,cloning,growing and using the clones.The souls of the dead and others are travelling into other peoples bodies to be young and healthy.The things in the spectrums that have the opposite affect of the things in the spectrums that cause aging,retards,sickness,etc and there's the others in the middle.Some people know other peoples thoughts and are communicating telepathically,interuptions,influencing,scolding,interference,torturing and controlling peoples minds.People are communicating with other people through nightmares.People are using other people to say their thoughts.They're turning people into traitorous sex fiends or idiots by getting them to look at and/or sniff something or by injecting them with something,preparing them for what´s happening now and after(animalism),your suspicious,nature's,etc examples,stuck in this nest.They're waking people up again and again and people are waking up in this place and they're causing other sleeping problems and deaths,picking,poking,prodding,digging people with medical instruments.The TV creeps and others are accusing people of being criminals and others in a past life,threatening,hynotising,insulting and bothering people about what they are doing,saying and their thoughts,maybe they'll reach through the screen and your reality show from this world,concluding the experiments and cleaning the cages.

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