> Conte: "Ehm... fellow Italians... plis stay home, we do lockdown"
> Italians: "WTF U CRAZY I NEED TO DO APERITIVO"
> police and secret services break legs of a few motherfucking infringers (including some trashy mafia inmates)
> Italians after two hours "uhhh... OK, got it... we better stay home (we might dance and sing from balconies though, either that or it's armed revolution on the streets)"
> Other EU countries (and USA) "buahahahah u fkin joke spa-ghetto roflmao"
> Trumf "IT'S JUST A FLU NIGGA"
> Merkel "KEIN WORRIEZ, VE ONLY DIE 60-70% OF UNS"
> Macron: "AHAH LE FRANCE C'EST GREAT, NOUS AVONS PAS DE CORONAVIRUS"
> Tom Hanks gets corona
> everybody panics
> toilet paper stocks in orbit
> cinks send doctors and medical equipment to help Italy (Nelson's voice from The Simpsons "AH-AH")
> Berlusconi donates 10M EUR to coronavirus relief fund
> EVERY FUCKING SINGLE COUNTRY IN EU IS DOING WHAT ITALY HAD BEEN DOING SINCE WEEKS
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